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Evil kitty Wolfpaw (who needs to be kept on a leash), has just become warrior Wolfheart. We are all going to die. And that name does NOT fit him
(*Walking through the forest*) Fireheart: i honestly do not get anymore why tf i play dis gayme. Sandstorm: lawls whatcha mean? Fireheart: wtf is there to do but hunt Sandstorm: O_o um we hunt to live? wtf more reason do you need? Fireheart: itsnot like i actually need to eat i can just go to taco bell whenever i want and eat i dont need this mice **** Sandstorm: o.o hold on a second, i smell sumthin Fireheart: its probably ur own stench since you never freking stop playing this game you freak take a shower i mean omg Sandstorm: no its tigerclaw!!111! Fireheart: the fact that you can smell him through a computer screen is creepy Sandstorm: wtf stop talkng about a game and wahtev this is survival im talkin about here! D: don't you realize that the cat who tried to kill you might be back in the forest? Fireheart: he tried to kill me? Sandstorm: wtf fireheart... we better go back and report this to bluestar >_> Fireheart: ...right. or we could just send her a message since, you know. it's a freaking game. Sandstorm: what? are you serious? with tigerclaw still loose in the forest? there's no way i could run back by mahself... Fireheart: just shutup...
(*Back at Camp*)
Sandstorm: bluestar! i smell tigerclaw! Bluestar: Oh yeah. That TOTALLY didn't sound creepy. Fireheart: told you so Sandstrom: stfu alahandro hahaha Bluestar: I'm sad and angry at everyone now. Fireheart: good for you Bluestar: TAKE CARE OF MY PROBLEMS FOR ME! Fireheart: lolol i go to find tigerclaw now i guess Sandstorm: i'll go wif you 83 Fireheart: why soyou can smell me more ewwww
(*Back in the forest after that completely pointless scene*)
Tigerclaw: ...rawr! Sandstorm: GASP! Sandstorm takes 78 points of damage. Sandstorm is defeated. Tigerclaw: wtf i din't even attack her Fireheart: STOP HITTING ON MY GIRLFRIEND YO! Tigerclaw: whatever. i paid to get a character name change... 8D im waiting fro it to ake effect Fireheart: can't do that cheater srsly wtf Tigerstar: what? Tigerstar: lolololol it worked. i r shadowguilds leader now Fireheart: but what about the old leader? what's-his-face-star? Tigerstar: he died from mysterious and strangely convienent circumstances. geez, i r so lucky Fireheart: yeah... what a coincidence... Fireheart rolls his eyes. Tigerstar: oh yeah, and i invited my buddy to play dis game, there wasn't enough room left in my guild so he created his own and were gonna create an alliance Fireheart: ...but doesn't starguild say that only four guilds are in the forest/ Tigerstar: you obviously havent read fq yet... lololol spoilers ftw Fireheart: what? Tigerstar uses Ramen Attack on Fireheart! Fireheart takes 34 points of damage! Fireheart is defeated. Tigerstar: my dreams have finally come true! are you watching scourge? ive killed everyone i wanted to kill! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fireheart: the inaccurate-ness of your reference scares me Tigerstar: stfu superbleeder Tigerstar kicks dirt on Fireheart's body.
(*back at camp*)
Fireheat: darnit, this stupid thing is so out of order now! bloodguild wasn't supposed to come yet! Bluestar: Oh, you mean like an anachronism? Fireheart: yeah... whatever that means... i mean you're supposed to be dead so you definately don't fit in! Bluestar: Yeah, well, cats aren't supposed to talk so STFU! Yellowfang: i feel important Fireheart: im supposed to be running this show... how much does it cost to get a name change anyway? Bluestar: This converstion is boring. Let's go do something cool. Like take a long romantic walk by the river cliff thing. Sandstorm: good idea! <3~
(*cliff thingy?*)
Fireheart: wtf, this is a game what's the point of this walking buisness Sandstom: games are for kits, fireheart. we're warriors now Fireheart: maybe you i'ma deputy, gawd Bluestar: Hehe... Hey guys... You know that song "I Shot the Sheriff?" Sandstorm: why are you so angry firehart? were just trying to be nice to you geez Bluestar: Well, what if you changed the lyrics to fit with us...? Fireheart: wtf you spelled my name wrong you little... Bluestar: I mean, I know I'm not dead, so I guess it wouldn't exactly work... I'm not gonna die anytime soon either! Sandstorm: FIREHEART LES HOLD HANDS Sandstorm lunges at Fireheart. Fireheart is knocked backwards into Bluestar. Bluestar falls over the cliff. Fireheart: oshizzle Sandstorm: ... wll that sux. Tigerstar: well that suckx. i wanted to sing the song she was talking about... Sandstorm is defeated! Fireheart: wtf... what song Tigerstar: OH WAIT! i got it! ... Tigerstar clears his throat. Tigerstar: I KILLED THE LEADEEEER! BUT I DID NOT KILL THE DEPUTYYYY... Fireheart: wth...
Re: 1337 W4RRI0R5 « Reply #50 on Oct 26, 2008, 8:35am »
Pfffffft
"Tigerstar uses Ramen Attack on Fireheart! Fireheart takes 34 points of damage!"
"Tigerstar: my dreams have finally come true! are you watching scourge? ive killed everyone i wanted to kill! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fireheart: the inaccurate-ness of your reference scares me Tigerstar: stfu superbleeder Tigerstar kicks dirt on Fireheart's body."